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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Blunders 10:53 Fri Feb 26
Zlatan signs for Manchester United
ExWHUEmployee on Twitter has confirmed it's not bullshit, we are genuinely considering this.

I can't see it though, he's a free agent in the summer and will undoubtedly get huge money offers from the Arabs or China.


The Sun have picked it up now:

WEST HAM are considering a sensational bid to sign Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

The Hammers want to sign a major name to herald their move to the Olympic Stadium — and Paris Saint-Germain star Ibrahimovic is on their list of targets.

The Swedish superstar is leaving PSG at the end of the season and has indicated he wants the chance to play Premier League football before he ends his career.

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cornish 9:31 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
Well that surprised me,didn't see that one coming.

Tomshardware 9:02 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
Hoping he plays when we play them at the OS.

HairyHammer 8:47 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
Trevor B

I actually thought I saw him play for them quite a lot and he used to be poor maybe it was the European games or possibly toward the end of his time there but still he did well enough 46 goals from just over 100 games is excellent not what I thought at all.

BRANDED 8:43 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
Cuntsonline.com

Trevor B 8:28 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
I dont think he did so well in europe for them, but his PL record was pretty decent overall.

HairyHammer 8:17 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
Trevor B

You are joking I thought he was a failure for Manure, I have obviously made a boo boo.

Trevor B 8:14 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
I think they'd take 48 goals in 108 games like Berbatov managed.

HairyHammer 8:13 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
Zlatan is one of those players who can do it all, yet most games will do nothing much.

Brilliant unique breathtaking but in bits and bobs, could be another Berbatov or worse due to age.

Sven Roeder 7:57 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
I'd put a bid in for RASHFORD if only to stir the pot there a bit.

Sven Roeder 7:55 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
So Zlatan up front & Wooney in midfield with Schweinsteiger.
Better sign Mo Farah as well because someone is going to be doing a lot of extra running.
Mourinho is going to need a lot more in midfield especially if they are going to challenge.

kylay 6:57 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United
At 35 is he really an every-game option? Maybe that's not what the mancs want him for. One thing for certain, the mancs have taken on another immensely massive ego. Mourinho better hope the team settles quickly, particularly PTSD victims Rooney and Smalling.

WHOicidal Maniac 6:29 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan ????
Manc mate of mine said the same thing.

Excited about Zlatan but gutted that Rashford wont get as much time.

Scraper 6:28 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan signs for Manchester United

If he fails he can have these ready-made excuses for free: the weather, the wretched British Isles and the shithole that is Manchester

Rossal 6:22 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan ????
Falcao mark II

On his wages i'd rather Rashford develop if i was a United fan. Didnt doo much against Citeh over 2 legs and relies on service which he will get alot less of in this league then from PSG.

dealcanvey 6:14 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan ????
ludo21 6:12 Thu Jun 30

i agree, that is a concern for United. Jose only ever plays one man up top so is it worth signing Zlatan for one year and stunt the development of Rashford? It is a risk imo as Jose dont like playing kids.

dealcanvey 6:12 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan ????
He is still in good shape for his age, never relied on pace, Strong and technically brilliant. I can see him being a hit next season.

ludo21 6:12 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan ????
I think he will be shit for them... obviously he will score the odd wonder goal but not enough and he will keep decent alternatives out of the side..... a big drain on Man Utds resources hopefully.

We have already seen the fall out with promising youngsters like Ashley Fletcher deciding not to renew and hopefully coming to us.

goose 6:10 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan ????
gone right off him now.

his instagram is a-wash with kitchen sinks welcoming him to 'the theatre of dreams'.

i fucking hate that club.

Buster 6:05 Thu Jun 30
Re: Zlatan ????
Confirmed he's signed for Man Utd.

Looking forward to seeing OGBONNA keep him in his pocket next season.

Takashi Miike 8:13 Mon Mar 14
Re: Zlatan ????
the only one of the so called big clubs in England who may take him is man u but that all depends on them finishing top four. AC Milan are in trouble at the moment so that's a no goer. maybe Sevilla may interest him but im not sure they have the money for his wages

Sven Roeder 8:07 Mon Mar 14
Re: Zlatan ????
He wants to play Premier league football before he finishes and has played Champions league for the last decade.
He loves being the centre of attention and obviously wouldn't consider some hell hole outside London.
I think it is entirely possible

Which I will admit is utterly BONKERS

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